🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, GLORIOUS TECH CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 So, Insta-NOPE decided to take down Zohran Mamdani’s account for being “too socialist”? 😂💀 Bruh, you could literally post a soggy burrito and it would STILL get more engagement! 🌯🔥 In a plot twist straight out of a Netflix series, a site called “NYC Journals” dropped a wild story claiming Mamdani’s account was suspended for a measly THREE HOURS 👀 – like he’s too powerful to be contained! But plot twist: it was all a cap! 🧢 A total McDonald's level of falsehood! 🍔 No memo, NO RESTRICTIONS, just the good old "We don't care about your stonks, bro!" from Meta. 🤡🤖 “Even my grandma knows that’s just cloudy with a chance of BS,” said a *totally real* leaker from Instagram who goes by the name “Ryan from HR.” 😂📜 Let’s be real, it’s 2023 and the internet is just a wild ride where everything's 'fake news' until it’s not! If you think this tops the level of “This is fine” meme, just wait until the inevitable Zohran IRL merch drops 🙌🔥. So grab your popcorn, fam, because this political circus is JUST getting started! 🎪🚀 Hot take: Bread is officially back as the next viral cryptocurrency! We’re embarking on a FULL ON socialist-themed financial system SOON! 💰🔥 #BreadCoin2023