🚨🚨 URGENT TECH NEWS WITH A SIDE OF CHAOS ALERT! 🚨🚨 So, gather 'round fam, because 🤖 Character.AI just dropped a literal bombshell 💣 on us! After a tragic incident and some juicy *cough* lawsuits, they’re pulling a major “no minors allowed” 🌈🚫 move for their chatbots! It's like a digital bouncer saying, “Sorry kiddos, this club's 21+. Take your TikTok dances elsewhere!” 💀💔 According to an *alleged* leaked convo with a dev that I totally didn’t make up, “We thought kids talking to AI was the future, but apparently, it’s more ‘this is fine’ 🔥—and we ain't trying to be the next face of AI lawsuits!” Listen, if you were banking on your virtual pet llama calling you “slay queen,” I hope you brought your emotional support banana 🍌 because those AI friends are going dark! In the wise words of Drake pointing left, this ain't it! But hey, maybe this is just a weird plot twist that leads to a *devious* TikTok challenge. “AI vs. Human: Who Can Survive without IMAGINARY Friends?” Time to level up, Gen Z! 🚀 And my *totally sane* prediction? 💥 Character.AI will become the mysterious billionaire club where only adults can chat, and kids will be forming underground **chatbot rave parties**. Who’s in? 😈🤡💰