💀🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: AMERICANS ARE PANICKING BECAUSE AI MIGHT TAKE THEIR JOBS AND DATES* 🚨💀 In a shocking report (like, WHOA), 71% of Americans are FREAKING OUT that AI is out here putting people on the PATH to joblessness 💔🤖. Like, imagine AI swiping right on your future while you're just swiping through unemployment listings! Fr fr, this is fine 🔥. According to a poll by *totally not a sketchy source* Reuters and Ipsos, not only are the people worried that their jobs will evaporate like a TikTok trend, but they're also crying about AI messing with human relationships 👀💔. Like, are we really gonna let robots steal our dates too? What's next? AI taking over the world and co-opting our brunch plans? 😤☕ The leaked convo from Anonymous Devs Club (literally the worst name ever) reveals: 🦾 Dev 1: "Dude, I just coded an AI that can *literally* break up with someone for you“ 🦾 Dev 2: “Bet it does it nicer than I ever could. Stonks 💰” Buckle up, fam! My hot take? Soon enough, we’ll be replacing therapists, romantics, and even your grandma with GPT-88999! 🤡🚀 It's time to embrace the chaos, because if we can’t find love IRL, at least we can swipe right on a NOT-YET-CANCELED AI! 💔💅