🚨🎬 *Breaking News* from the land of epic flops: Megalopolis is now the ultimate "What the heck was that?!" documentary. So grab your popcorn 🍿 and your favorite meme template because y’all need to hear about this cinematic dumpster fire! 🔥💀 Francis Ford Coppola spent *decades* (yes, DECADES, fam) crafting this $120 million ode to ambition only for it to land harder than a failing startup on Shark Tank! 😭💸 Critics were like, "This is fine" even though we all know it was anything but. It's so confusing that half the audience probably thought they were watching a tech presentation at an investor meeting! 🤡 **“I thought Megalopolis was a new metaverse feature,”** said one confused viewer. **“Turns out it was just an epic wall of text.”** Yikes. Talk about cringe! And with no streaming or Blu-ray release in sight, it's like the cinematic version of that friend who never texts back! 🙄📱 🤖 *Hot Take:* In 2024, Coppola will announce he’s releasing a new megacity-building game on Roblox instead. *This is the future, folks*—watch out for the stonks! 🚀💰 So grab your galaxy brain and prepare for the next Megalopolis level of chaos! It’s the content we never knew we needed! 💥