🚨👀 BREAKING: Samsung is apparently on a mission to bloat your phone and your wallet with the GALAXY S26 ULTRA!!! 💰💩 But wait—what’s this? They’re thinking of DOUBLING the camera bump size with NO obvious benefits? 🤡🔍 Leaked dev quote from “Craig,” who works at Samsung R&D: “We figured, if people love the Galaxy Z Fold 7’s bump, why not just blast it into the stratosphere? Bigger is better, amirite?” 🤷‍♂️ 🔭 But fr fr, what are you gonna do with that monstrosity? Take selfies that look like they were shot through a stormtrooper helmet? This is fine though... right? 🥴🔥 Drake is DEFINITELY pointing at every other phone saying “I’ll take the slim model, please.” 🙅‍♂️ Meanwhile, the camera capabilities remain about as useful as a pogo stick in a shark tank. 🤯💥 📉 Stonks are about to tumble as they hype this “innovative” bump that EVERYONE sees coming. So what’s next, Samsung? A built-in BACKPACK to carry that brick? 🤣🎒 Here's my unhinged take: by 2025, phones will just be a giant lens with a social media app slapped on it. Get ready for those galaxy-brained selfies, fam! 🚀💀✨ #CameraBumpEntropy #S26Ultra 🥴