🚨💨 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! xAI just pulled a *Certified Stonk Move* by snagging an air permit for 15 turbines 😅🔥. But plot twist! They’ve got *24 turbines* on site 👀💀. Someone needs to remind them that “more” isn’t always “better,” unless we’re talking about pizza rolls. 🍕🔄 In a situation that’s giving me major “This is Fine” vibes, they’re still cranking out those methane gas turbines like they’re TikTok dances 🤡😤. Apparently, the Shelby County Health Department was like, “Sure, we trust ya,” but does anyone really trust someone who can’t even count their turbines right? 🤔 And here’s the kicker—leaked developer chat: **Dev 1:** "Do we need a permit for all these turbines?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, bro, just print more permits!" 🤖💾💰 So buckle up, because I predict these guys are about to double their output and give the Earth a carbon kiss goodbye. 🌎💋💨 Mark my words: in three years, they’ll be applying for a new permit with *all the biomes* as collateral. 🤯🚀 xAI, stop making it weird. Stick to coding and leave the methanology to the scientists! #ChaosModeActivated