🚨🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH UNIVERSE! 💥🚨🚨 Forget NASA, we got the *real* space-age invention here! Introducing the **Baseus EnerCore CJ11**: the 3-in-1 charger that retracts like your social life when someone asks you to go outside! 🤡💀 Listen, fam, if you thought charging your phone was just "plug it in," then you ain't ready for this chaotic energy. This bad boy can juice up THREE devices at once! 💪⚡ Stonks going up, baby! 📈💰 But wait, there's more—this thing actually retracts! Like my will to consistently go to the gym! 🤣🏃‍♂️ **“Honestly, I designed it just to watch people's minds explode when they use it,”** said an *unnamed developer* while sipping an overpriced coffee. ☕️💀 Seriously, it’s like a Swiss Army knife but for your electronics. No cap, if your charger doesn't look like it's ready to join the Avengers, are you even trying? 🚀✨ So, pack your bags and grab your Baseus because the only thing you should be worried about is trying not to trip over your charging cable in the airport! *This is fine.* 😂🧳 **Hot take:** In 2025, we’ll all just be charging through our minds directly. Prepare for brain-charging stations, and let’s hope Elon doesn’t start selling those! 🤖💥