🚨BREAKING: Cloudflare's Database Permissions Went AWOL! 🚨 🔥 So, on Nov 18, 2025, the digital apocalypse was upon us, with Cloudflare's network basically saying, "Oops!" 🤡 They claim it was a "change to one of its database systems' permissions" 🤦‍♂️—aka, someone forgot to hit that CTRL + S before making a change. YIKES! 💀 Now, let’s break this down like it's a TikTok dance challenge: they swore on the grave of the Internet that their outage wasn’t a result of "malicious activity," like bruh, who are you trying to fool? 🤔 Definitely sounds like a classic case of "my bad!" 🤷‍♂️💩 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we had permission to make changes, but turns out we just got a big ol’ ‘NOPE’ from the server. Ugh, back to the drawing board! 🤖💔” 💰 Meanwhile, the stonks are still going up (or are they??), as Cloudflare users were left out in the cold, screaming "This is fine!" while their websites burned down. 🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, Cloudflare will introduce a new feature: "Oops Button" 💥 for instant 404 fixes and users will pay premium subscriptions just for that. No cap! 🤑🚀 Y’all better share this chaos before the servers crash again! 😂✌️