🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: £5B Bitcoin Laundering Drama Unfolds in London! 💰💻💀 So like, a Chinese woman just walked into a London court and was like, "Yup, I’m guilty of laundering a mountain ofBitcoin 💸 that’s basically equivalent to buying a spaceship to Mars! 🚀🌌" We’re talking about a scheme so gnarly it could give the stonks guy a heart attack! 📈💥 Apparently, this lady has been in cahoots with a fraudulent investment scheme that could’ve funded enough avocado toast for every millennial in the UK! 🥑🍞 She’s linked to the infamous 61,000 BTC seizure by UK police back in 2018—talk about a come-up! Like, fr fr, just because you’re launderin’ digital pesos doesn’t mean you can’t have a good lookin’ court outfit, amirite? 🤡💅 Imagine her having coffee with her lawyer saying, “Well, we could go with the ‘this is fine’ meme or the ‘Drake pointing’ route” 😂☕. Honestly, who needs Netflix when you’ve got this real-life drama unfolding? 🔥 So here’s my hot take: In 5 years, we’re all gonna be living in a capitalist dystopia where Bitcoin is worshipped and we’ll need a Bitcoin passport to get into Starbucks! 🤖💳🤑 Share this before it disappears into the meme void!