🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING: iPhone 18 is about to drop, and the decision to upgrade will be HARDER than getting out of bed on a Monday! 😱💤 Rumor has it that Apple is plotting some serious sorcery with this one. They say the choice to upgrade could make you feel like you're trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle! 🤹‍♂️💀 Sources are saying the iPhone 18 might have features like a built-in coffee maker ☕, or maybe it’ll just have 5% more battery life 🥱. 📉✨ *Developer quote*: “Honestly, we just threw in the extra camera for clout. No cap.” - Some dude in a hoodie 🤖💸 Drake be like: "I'm really upset... but I'm also buying it anyway." 😩🤳 Meanwhile, you’ll be out here pondering if that LED color shift is worth the extra $300. *This is fine* meme guy, you’re gonna need that zen with these decisions! 😂🔥 Prepare for some serious FOMO as your friends drop their upgrade pics and make you feel like a caveman using an iPhone 7. *Can you even still show off that shiz?* 🤨💔 🌀But hold up – my hottest take? By 2024, Apple will be selling iPhones with *NO* charger, just a "charging subscription." Mark my words—iPhones will literally come with a monthly fee for the privilege of charging your phone. 🤯💰 #Stonks Share this and let the chaos begin!!! 🚀💥✨