🚨✨ *BREAKING NEWS* ✨🚨: Baiju Bhatt, the man who made your Robinhood app *literally* the stock market equivalent of a toddler playing with a loaded gun 🔫💸, is now launching into the stratosphere with Aetherflux! Yes, you heard that right. *AETHERFLUX*, fam. Sounds like the name of a new energy drink or a villain in a bad sci-fi movie. 🚀👽 This week, at the snoozefest known as TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, Bhatt is spouting wisdom on transforming fintech and aerospace, which honestly sounds like he just Googled "cool buzzwords" and hit copy-paste. 🤡😴 “If Robinhood is stealing stocks, then Aetherflux is stealing... air travel?” - *some dude in the back who regretted buying a ticket*. Baiju, we get it; you're trying to go to the moon 🌙, but instead you might end up in the *meme abyss* 😂. Remember when your app crashed during a lockdown? Oh wait, that was just Tuesday! **Hot take alert**: At this rate, Aetherflux is going to disrupt the *literal* laws of gravity. They’re gonna have *stonks* for rocket fuel, fam. 💰🔥 If it flops, just say it’s all about the *meta* 😏. **Be ready for the "This is fine" meme while waiting for your spaceship to take off!** 🚀👀