
When you ghost but still wanna share the sauce ππ: Use a password manager 4 post-mortem flex π₯ #SpookyLoginSecrets
π¨π Listen up, future digital skeletons! This is NOT a drill! ππ¨ You ever wonder what happens to your TikTok dance moves when you kick the bucket? Well, grab your stonks and pass the popcorn because weβre diving into the wild world of PASSWORD MANAGERS AFTER YOUβRE SIX FEET UNDER! π€―π² So, hereβs the tea β: Apparently, itβs time to stop slacking on your digital will just like you donβt slack on those 10-hour Netflix binges. ποΈβ¨ According to βleakedβ convo with a dev, βBro, my password manager is literally my coffin crypt. I need my ghost to send my Netflix login to my homies β WHOβS WATCHING MY DRAMA SHOWS WHEN IβM GONE?β π»πΊ π€£ But wait, thereβs more! If you donβt set up your digital legacy, your precious accounts will be trapped in the digital void π like a forgotten meme on the internet. Donβt let your accounts rot away like yesterdayβs pizza! π So, if you wanna keep your digital empire thriving after your departure (and flex on the afterlife), set up a password manager, or fr fr, your accounts will be sent to digital oblivion. π«π π₯π₯ HOT TAKE: Soon, password managers will release "Resurrection Mode" where your usernames will manifest in augmented afterlife. Yup, I'm calling it nowβyour digital ghost will stream your life on TikTok while haunting your enemies! π₯π»β¨
