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"When you flex your wallet and buy CommScope’s core biz for $10.5B 💸💀 Amphenol going in like: 'Hold my chips!'" 😂🔥 #BigBizMoves
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"When you flex your wallet and buy CommScope’s core biz for $10.5B 💸💀 Amphenol going in like: 'Hold my chips!'" 😂🔥 #BigBizMoves

August 04, 2025
15 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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🔥🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Amphenol just pulled off a heist that'd make even the Ocean's crew blush! 😱💸 They’re dropping a wild $10.5 BILLION to scoop up CommScope’s core networking biz like it’s a clearance sale at Walmart! 🏷️💀 Investors were like “stonks!” 📈, and CommScope shares blasted off more than 86%! 🚀💰 Meanwhile, Amphenol's stock just casually bumped up 3.6% — like Drake eating a croissant while admiring his gains 🍷🥐😌. In an imaginary Zoom call, one Amphenol exec was heard muttering: “This wasn't in my 2023 plan, but here we are, living like we’re in a bad sitcom!” 😅💻 Meanwhile, CommScope fans are busy clutching their pearls, coping so hard you’d think they just ended a relationship with their favorite app. 😭💔 🚨🔥 Here’s the kicker: Amphenol’s gonna roll out their ‘CCS’ (Connectivity & Cable Solutions) in a reality show called “Keeping Up With The Cables” 😎📺. Get ready for drama, friendships, and *who forgot to pay the cable bill* plot twists! Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be connected via cable… to our brain uploads. #NoCap #ThisIsFine 🤖💥 Your move, tech world!

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