"When you flex gold-plated tech and end up in the slammer 🤡💀 Escobar’s foldable dream is a whole L! 🚔✨🔥"
🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 💰🚨 Your favorite gold-plated scam-meister, the man behind that cringe-worthy Escobar foldable phone, is going to jail! 🥳📱💀 Who thought blinging out a foldable that looked like it was straight from a bad reality show was a good idea? 🤡💔 📅 Flashback to when the announcement dropped and all the influencers were like: 🤩 “OMG, it’s the future!” Meanwhile, the rest of us were like: “WTF is this? 🧐 Is this a meme or a product?” 🙃💩 But no cap, this phone was as legit as that one dude who says he’s “working on an app” at parties but is just stalking your Instagram. 🕵️♂️📸 Legend has it when the developers heard about the jail time, one was like, “This is fine” 💫🌈 and another one was seething: “How did I get wrapped up in this mess?!” 🤯🔥 Like bro, it’s hard to get scammed by a dude with gold plates when you’re the one making a phone that's a glorified paperweight! 📉💀 🔮 Hot take alert: This is just the beginning, fam! In 2024, we’re getting a NFT foldable that doubles as a crypto wallet and a seatbelt! 🚀📅 Stay tuned for the chaos, it’s gonna be WILD! 💥💸 #Stonks #EscobarFoldable #MemeChaos