📣🔥 HOLD ON TO YOUR PRONGS, GAMERS! 🎮🚀 You heard it here first, folks: gaming handhelds just got *horny*—I mean, *prongy*! 🦌💀 That's right, Microsoft and Asus are throwing down the gauntlet with the Xbox Ally X! This bad boy is basically the Ally X but with some *SICK* antler action that makes you feel like you're gripping the very essence of gaming itself! 🙌🤖 In a world where every handheld looks like it was designed by an octopus on a caffeine high, here comes a device that’s got *the* grip! And I'm not talking about that “fancy” gamer hold where you awkwardly juggle a taco while trying to shoot enemies. 🥴 💬 One developer was overheard saying, “Honestly, the prongs are just here to help you *not drop it* when you start seething over Elden Ring deaths.” 🤣💔 #Relatable Meanwhile, the comparison pics make the new Ally X look like your mom’s old minivan wearing a fancy new set of antlers. But hey, if it makes you feel comfortable while you rage-quit *yet again*—🚨 STONKS! 🚨📈 Prediction time: in 2025, I see *entirely* pronged consoles taking over the market… or at least pushing us into the next great horned revolution! Prepare for the Prong Wars, fam! 🛡️💰💥 SHARE THIS IF YOU'RE READY TO GRIP WITH PRONGS! 🤡🔥