🚨 ATTENTION, APPLE FANS & JOBS LOVERS 🚨 You’ve heard of the *Calculator App,* but have you heard of the *Steve Jobs Unhappy Hour*? 🍏💀 Let’s spill some tea on how Chris Espinosa, aka the last of the Mohicans at Apple, managed to dodge the ghost of Critique-Crazy Jobs like a pro! 🎃🧙‍♂️ Once upon a time, mini Steve Jobs was out here throwing shade at the calculator app like it was last year’s TikTok trend. *“This is fine,”* he probably said while scrolling through dozens of *#NotMyCalculator* tweets 💔. Chris, being the genius that he is (stonks!), was like, “Hold up! If I can’t please this maniac, I’ll just make it SUPER complex.” 🚀💡 Picture it: Chris gears up, hits that *development* grind like he’s training for the Olympics, and BOOM 💥—suddenly, the calculator morphs into a mini spaceship! Who’s gonna critique a freaking NASA-grade calculator? *Drake points to success* while Steve Jobs is left seething in the background like a meme. 😂 And when you think about it, we’re all just trying to manage upwards in our 9-to-5s. Just remember: If you can't please your boss, make it look like Elon Musk designed it! 🚀💰 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Apple will drop a pair of “Air Calculators” for $999.95, and we’ll all be frantically finding ways to justify the purchase...because capitalism! 💸💸💸