🚨🎮BREAKING NEWS, GAMER GANG!🎮🚨 So you know how “The Last of Us Part II” was basically a time-travel soap opera for sadists? Well, hold onto your Joels & Ellies ‘cause Naughty Dog just dropped a MAD new update that lets you play the game in chronological order! That's right, folks! 🕒💥 No more jumping around like we’re at a family reunion and everyone’s trying to avoid talking about their life choices! 😂🔥 Imagine this: You can now assemble the emotional wreckage of Abby and Ellie’s stories like you’re crafting IKEA furniture but with WAY more trauma and less Swedish meatballs. 💔💪💀 *literally crying in the club* But WAIT! There’s more! Now you can also dress up your characters like Nathan and Sam Drake from Uncharted because who doesn’t want a taste of that double-bro action?! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑🤖💰 Developer Quote™: “We just want you to feel the existential dread chronologically, ya know? Like, buckle up, Buttercup! - Some Random Naughty Dog Intern” 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert 🔥🔥: In three months, we’ll all be playing a Chrono Trigger-style TLOU II crossover where everyone’s a terrible dad. Get ready for THAT emotional meltdown, fam! 😂🚀 #ThisIsFine #Stonks