🚗💥 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam, because we’re about to take a joyride down the winding road of automotive software updates — and spoiler alert: it’s a bumpy ride! 😵‍💫💔 So, like, why are car software updates still so bad? 🤔 I mean, we’ve got fridges that can tell us when to buy milk 🥛, but my car’s software is still acting like it’s stuck in 2005, making me shake my head like Drake when he sees a basic UI. 👎😩 According to some *totally not* leaked quotes from behind-the-scenes devs, “We’d fix these bugs, but we keep opening TikTok and watching cat videos instead.” 🐱😂 Are we sending our cars to the dealership for a ‘personality check’ instead of just hitting ‘update’? 🤷‍♂️💻 Also, can we talk about the ‘stability’ of these updates? They’re like that friend who promises to show up, but shows up two hours late and with soggy pizza 🍕. Just wiggle that steering wheel and pray it doesn’t crash while you’re on the freeway. 🚀💨 In conclusion, with the tech behind car updates being as reliable as my ex’s excuses, here’s my hot take: the only thing these updates are good for is making the car look more like the “This is fine” meme. 🔥💀🚗💥 🚨 Buckle up, because in five years, we’ll all be riding in self-driving cars that can't even get an update without crashing like Windows 95. JUST IMAGINE! 😳🔥💥