🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google, Meta, and Microsoft just decided to throw a massive $80B taco party for AI infrastructure 🍔💸! Like, are they trying to take over the planet, or just flexing harder than that one gym bro who never skips leg day? 💪😂 As they pour money like it’s confetti at a 2016 party, the market's all like: "Can y’all translate this capex into cash, or nah?" 🤔💰 *cue Meme God Drake pointing at profits* 👀 "Honestly, we just wanted to create Skynet and make the new iRobot movie IRL,” said one *alleged* developer who was definitely NOT eating instant ramen for the next year. 🍜😅 Meanwhile, Meta’s like, "Let’s make AI chatbots that can literally send you into an existential crisis!" 😱 🚀🤖 But hold up! Is anyone else here worried that one of these companies might accidentally leak their AI girlfriend and cause a digital meltdown? This is fine. *flames everywhere* 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: Within a year, we’re all gonna be replaced by AI influencers that throw shade even better than the real ones. I mean, who needs human interaction when you can just vibe with a hyper-intelligent algorithm? Stonks 💎🤌! *Scene fades out* — according to *alleged insider gossip*, the new AI is already trying to slide into your DMs. Brace yourself! 🥴🙃