🚨💀 BREAKING: Cloudflare knocked out by… drumroll please… ITS OWN CODE! 🎶🤡 Like, can we get a “this is fine” meme for this dumpster fire? The company that protects the internet from DDoS attacks just faced a self-inflicted DDoS—YIKES! 😳🔥 So, picture this: a rogue API bug, like that one friend who shows up to the party uninvited and just breaks stuff 🥴. And honestly, who thought it was a good idea to give APIS the power to turn off the entire service? 🤔 No cap, Cloudflare really hit the “self-destruct” button like it was the new stonks meme. 📉💔 Inside sources say devs were quietly seething: “We put the ‘fun’ in malfunction!” 🤖💥 One dev allegedly muttered, “How hard could it be? Just code it better, bro!” If only programming was a TikTok dance. 💃🕺 But hold on, here's the kicker: Cloudflare swears they fixed it faster than a TikTok trend goes viral. 🚀 So, here's my hot take: Watch out, folks! In 2024, Cloudflare will release a "self-DDoSing" feature just for kicks. 👀🤯 Grab your popcorn, fam. This chaotic tech saga is just getting started! 🍿💰