🚨🚨 ALERT 🚨🚨 “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” just pulled a major “not my thing” move by giving us a Pedro Pascal with less thirst-trap energy than a dry sponge! 🧽😩 Like, c'mon, we were COUNTING on Pedro to hit us with that galaxy brain charisma! 🌌💥 Instead, it feels like they said "Hey yo, let’s serve them some boring blandness” 🤢. *Imaginary Developer Quote: “I thought we were making a superhero movie, not a library tour.”* 🤓📚 You know what they say—"with great Pedro comes great responsibility!" Give us the Pedro we DESERVE, people!!! 💪🔥 We want him pulling off stunts and saving the world while giving us that smolder. Not just showing up to the party like “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Listen up, Hollywood—sticking him in a suit doesn’t count! 💀🚫 You can't just throw on the spandex and hope for the best. Are you even trying, fam? What are we doing here? 💀 🌶️ **Hot Take:** If they don’t sprinkle more Pedro goodness into the sequel, they’re gonna be like the stonks meme going straight into the 🚨📉. I predict the next Marvel movie will be called “The Fantastic Four: LOL NOPE”—and I’ll be there, popcorn in hand, watching it flop harder than my last relationship. ✌️🤡🔥 #PedroPascal #ThirstTraps #MarvelButMakeItMeme