🚨🌱🌌 Y’ALL, HOLD ONTO YOUR FUNERAL SUITS, because the future just got a fungal twist! Say goodbye to boring oak boxes that turn into firewood 🍂🔥 and hello to YOUR FINAL HOME: a mushroom casket! 🍄🤯 That’s right, we've officially reached the stage in human existence where our last ride is literally a cozy mycelium blanket! Welcome to the "Living Cocoon" by Loop Biotech, aka the original low-key *mushroom mansion*! 🏠✨ Bob Hendrikx, the mushroom architect we never knew we needed, revealed this shroom-tastic innovation, and lemme tell you, it’s giving major "eco-warrior vibes only." 💚💀 "He always said he wanted to be buried naked in the woods." Same, honestly. 😂🤷‍♂️ If you thought that was wild, fr fr, just wait until you hear about his dream to have a family of trees grow from your eternal resting place. 🌳💀 *808s and future grave diggers intensify* 📈 Based on some leaked texts from the universe, “WTF, we can’t even cope with the fact we’re actually going green in the ground!” Like, who knew rotting could be so chic? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 10 years, your grandma's ashes will be mixed with bioengineered mushroom spores for “ultimate sustainability,” and you’ll be rocking a dreadlock wig made of live fungi at her rave-of-the-dead party! 🚀💃🍄 Let’s make mushroom funerals the new vibe, fam! This is fine... 🐶💥