"When you buy a Pixel Watch 4 for $400 and they give you a SIDE charger 🔌💀 #Cringe #TechFail ✨"
🚨💥Y'all, ****BREAKING NEWS: The Pixel Watch 4 just dropped a NEW CHARGER that’s so NOT wireless it should’ve been a trend on TikTok back in 2020! 😂💀💥 In a shocking turn of events, Google decided to do the absolute bare minimum by moving the charging contacts from the back to the left side. Like, bruh, how does THAT make it any cooler? Just picture it: “Hmmm, should I upgrade to that futuristic charging pad? Nah, lemme just rotate my wrist 90 degrees!” 🤡🤦♂️ Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to cr8 a product that makes users question their life choices…and we did it! Stonks! 💰🔥” Meanwhile, I’m over here like Drake pointing to **actual** wireless chargers like, “You could’ve done this, Google.” 🤔🤯 Let’s be real, if this watch had a wireless charger, it would’ve been a meme-tier glow-up, but NOPE! We get a side charger like it’s 2015 and now I can’t even cope. Seethe, Google. You had ONE JOB! 😤💔 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a week, people will be using their Pixel Watch 4 as a paperweight while they flex their actual wrist with a better smartwatch. Galaxy brain move, my dudes! 🤖🚀💀