🚨🎉 Hold the phone, tech fam! You thought $120 for a mouse was excessive? 🤡💸 LMAO, welcome to the 21st century, where your mouse is more loaded than your last family reunion! 🤖🔥 🔥 Brace yourselves, because Logitech just dropped the MX Master 4—a mouse so fancy, it makes your last relationship look basic! 💅💖 We're talking haptic feedback that’ll have you feeling like you’re vibing in a cyberpunk universe!😱💥 Customization deeper than your existential crisis—add a button that makes coffee or switches your Tinder bio to “just here for the free trials” 🤔🍵 But let’s be real. You’re either a tech wizard busting out productivity like it’s no cap 💪 or just someone who flexes their ‘premium’ lifestyle for the gram. 📸💁‍♂️ Think of it as putting Gucci on your hand; very Drake-pointing vibes. 😏👈 Imaginary Dev Quote: “I used the MX Master 4 and suddenly I can code in my sleep! I even made a dating app for my cat!” 🐱💻 Hot Take: Soon we’ll see a $500 mouse with an AI that can judge your life choices. "Why don’t you just log off and take a walk?" 😳🚶‍♂️💨 This is fine? Nah, it’s LIT! 💥🔥 Share this or your mouse will start judging you too!