🔥🚨👓 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Meta just dropped the *Alpha-Meme* of AR glasses: the Meta Ray-Ban Display! For a mere $799 (yes, you heard that right, that's the price of a decent used car! 💸🚗), you can now live your best sci-fi life while simultaneously NOT RECEIVING PHONE CALLS! 😂📞 Picture this: You pull up at Best Buy like Drake pointing, ready to flex these bad boys, only to realize they can’t even answer a live demo call! SMH 🤡💀. But hey, who needs functional tech when you can look like you're in the latest Cyberpunk movie? 🤖✨ Let’s break it down: these glasses come with a camera (for all your “I’m-a-memelord” selfies), audio functionality (SORRY, SONY AIRPODS!!!), and a translucent HUD to *sparkle* at your notifications like it's 2099! 💥💕 You can swipe on your wristband like you're casting spells or playing a weird finger twiddle game! 🪄🤷‍♂️ Leaked Dev Quote: “The glasses are like if your phone had feelings but was too shy to talk.” 💬🤔 Here's the tea, though ☕️: If these glasses don’t crash harder than Windows Vista, I’ll eat my hat. So get ready for the tech apocalypse on September 30! 🚀👀 Predictions: In less than a year, we’ll all be wearing digital billboards on our faces, causing more chaos than a cat meme on the internet! 😂🌌 #ThisIsFine