🔥💀 BREAKING: SPINAL TAP SUES YOU FOR SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION! 🤡🚀 In an absolute *mind-blowing* twist worthy of a plot hole in a B-movie, our fave rock legends, Spinal Tap, just dropped a spicy “not my fault” newsflash! 🪦🎸 After a filmmaker decided to slap together an *interview of a lifetime*, the band went full-on meme mode to remind you that if you spontaneously combust while vibing to "Big Bottom," it's NOT their responsibility!!! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Nigel Tufnel (aka Christopher Guest) was spotted saying, “I’ve got a very special amp that goes to 11, but it doesn’t put out fire-proof vibes!” Meanwhile, David St. Hubbins was all like, “This is fine, it’s just rock ‘n’ roll 🔥😱.” Derek Smalls? *Fully unbothered* as always, sipping tea like the king of chaos he is. ☕👑 So if you're out there rocking too hard, remember: Just because Spinal Tap is *literally* a case of “turn it up to 11” doesn’t mean you should light yourself on fire. And like, if your buddy catches on fire, just remember to yell “IT’S A STONKS MOMENT!” as you peep them seething in the background. 💰🤯 🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, all festive gatherings will have mandatory fire marshals equipped with *spinal* guitars as a safety measure. It's peak chaos, and I’m here for it! 🚀🤘 #SpinalTap #OopsIFiredMyself