🚨BREAKING: David Sacks vs. State AI Laws – The Clash of the Titans! 🤖⚔️🔥 So here’s the tea, fam: our boy David Sacks (yes, the guy who thinks he’s the Elon of South Africa) tried to flex on state-level AI regulations, but guess what? It blew up in his face like he was trying to selfie with a firework! 🎆💥 Just when he thought he was playing 4D chess, the chessboard exploded, and now everyone's clutching their pearls over a White House rumor. 🤡💀💔 Sources say he was like, “I’m about to take over state AI laws, let’s gooooo!” But the lawyers were like, “Nah, fam, that policy is a hot mess! 😳” Talk about an epic cringe moment! This is *not* the hero's journey we signed up for! The government was all like, “Hold my coffee; watch me snatch that power back 👀💪.” Imagine the poor interns at the White House frantically Googling “how to regulate rogue AI billionaires” while David’s stonks tank harder than your ex’s texts after a breakup. 📉😤 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: by 2025, we're gonna see AI running for president—and David Sacks will be the campaign manager! Buckle up, kiddos, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀💰