🚨💀🔮 HOLD THE PHONE! Meet the NOT-so-humble **Vane Viper**: a straight-up **trillionaire of terror** with a penchant for generating *1 TRILLION* DNS queries! 😱 This dude’s been running a global malware buffet like it’s an all-you-can-eat ad fraud buffet! 🍔🚫💰 🔍 According to Infoblox (the Internet's tech version of *CSI: Cyber*), Viper’s been spinning this web of *malicious ad tech* for over a DECADE! That’s longer than most relationships on Tinder! 🥴💔 Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re just vibing, trying to make a buck. Who even needs morals when you can have *stonks*?” 🤷‍♂️💸 His setup? A tangled web of shell companies that have fewer *straight answers* than most politicians. It’s like, “This is fine,” but, like, on crack! 🔥🐍💨 Drake's got nothing on this guy – he’s out here dodging responsibility like it’s his new favorite sport. 🏅💨 🔥 *Hot Take*: In 2024, Vane Viper will release a “how-to” guide on making malware from your mom's basement, and it'll go *viral*. No cap, I said it! Just watch. 🤖🚀💀