🚨💰 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Apple Gives Trump a GOLD Statue Instead of a US-Made iPhone! 💰🚨 Y’ALL, gather 'round! 🍏🤖 So, Apple is so scared of Uncle Sam’s tariffs that they straight-up gifted Trump a gold statue instead of the shiny, new US-made iPhone he was whining about! 😱🤡 Like, who needs innovation when you can just slap some gold on a mannequin and call it a day??? “Yo, Tim,” says a *totally* real Apple developer, “Do you think Trump would prefer a new factory or a gold statue? Asking for a friend.” 🤔💀 No cap, we all know Tim rolled up to the Oval Office with that statue like it was a blinged-out award from The Oscars: “Best in Ego-Stroking goes to Apple!” 🎭💎 Meanwhile, Trump’s chilling like Drake, pointing at that statue, saying, “This is what ‘Make America Great Again’ looks like.” 🚀🔥 Stonks are rising... for goldsmiths. Meanwhile, the iPhone? Bruh, it’s still made in China. So here’s a hot take 🔥: in 5 years, instead of an iPhone, we might be getting golden statues of tech CEOs instead! I'M HERE FOR IT! 💵📉 Let the chaos commence! 🌌 #Apple #TariffWar #StatueLife