🔒🏠 BREAKING NEWS: When Do Burglars Strike? Spoiler Alert: It’s NOT when you're home! 🏃💨💰 So I did some deep diving into the criminal underworld (not literally, chill 🤡), and the results are spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🌶️✨ Turns out, crime experts are basically saying, "Hey, don’t sleep on a Monday or Thursday night!" 😱💤 **Leaked EXCLUSIVE quote from a “crime expert”:** > “Honestly, we strike when your Wi-Fi is down. No signal? No cap. That’s when the good stuff goes down.” - Anonymous Burglar 💼💀 Basically, burglars are like: "I’m not dealing with your family drama on Christmas Eve!" 🎄🚪 They love a little chaos on those boring weekdays while you’re out grinding for *that* paycheck. 💸💀 🔥 But wait, there’s more! 🤯 They also recommend investing in a doorbell cam because "being caught on camera just gives us more clout." Like they’re TikTok influencers or something! 🎥✨ Imagine getting posted on CrimeTok! 🚀 Future prediction: in 2025, burglars will literally just hack your smart lock and drop a meme saying “This is fine” 😂🔓. So next time you think about your home safety, just remember: it’s all about timing! 🕒🕵️‍♂️ Smash that share button like a satisfied burglar smashing a window! 💥🤖💰