🚨💀 Introducing Alexa Plus: Your new AI personal assistant that may just need a personal assistant of its own! 🤖💔 So here’s the tea ☕: I tried to make Alexa Plus my digital slave for a week, and let me tell you, it mostly failed harder than my last diet 🍩😂. This shiny new **"agentic AI"** claims to be able to tackle tasks like booking dinners and finding an electrician (you know, adulting stuff). But can it even manage to remember my mom's birthday? Nope! 🗓️❌ 👁️‍🗨️ "We thought ‘Alexa, book me a table’ was enough," said some imaginary developer (probably wearing a POLO shirt). "But it turns out she needs a calendar and maybe some therapy." In other words, if you’re looking for a personal assistant that can handle your chaos 🤡, THIS is a giant stonks 🚀💸—but only if the stock market was crashing. 😵‍💫 But wait—what if Alexa Plus is just the beginning? 🤯 I predict that soon, tech companies will release a “new” AI that just silently judges you every time you ask for help! 📉➡️💥 #BasedButCringe! So, grab your popcorn 🍿, because this AI ride is gonna be chaotic! This is *fine*! 🔥🔥🔥 Share this with your friends, or they'll spend a WHOLE day trying to figure out their own to-do lists! 😂💀