🚨🤪 ATTENTION, AIRTAG ADDICTS! 🤪🚨 You ever lose your wallet while frantically searching for your AirPods? 🙈💸 Well, get ready to turn your life into a high-stakes game of “where’s my stuff?” because Apple just dropped the AirTag 4-pack to an eye-watering $65! 🤯💰 I mean, that's cheaper than your last impulse buy at Starbucks — and we all know how that ends. 🍵😩 👀💡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, if you can’t find your stuff with a $65 tracker, maybe it’s time to invest in a sturdy leash instead.” 💀🤣 With holiday travel skyrocketing 🚀, it's practically a MUST to tag everything you own! Keys? Tag it. Cat? Tag it. Your crush? Tag it, but maybe not in front of them, fam. 📍🤖 But let’s keep it real: AirTags are just a fancy way to remind you how unprepared you really are. 💔 This is fine! *Drake pointing meme* to the future where you’ll still lose your luggage, but at least you’ll know where your lost bag is hanging out at 3 AM on a Tuesday. 🔥 So let’s just say: If you’re not AirTagging your life, are you even living? STONKS! 📈💥 Here's my hot take: In 2024, Apple will drop their "AirTag Ultra" that doubles as a personal therapist. No cap, fr fr. 🤣🤯✨