🌌💥 BREAKING: The CIA Just Got Caught Slippin’!!! 🤡😱 So, you know that weird sculpture that’s given more people headaches than a 3-day bender? 🤯 Yeah, the Kryptos sculpture! After **35 years** of playing hide-and-seek with secrets like it’s everyone’s favorite version of *Among Us*, it finally decided to spill the tea! ☕✨ But hold up, it wasn't Agents 007 or some super-genius cryptologist; it was a novelist and a playwright. I mean, imagine a book club cracking the code while our government is like “this is fine” with their classified documents scattered like confetti at a cringe party! 🎉💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we thought it was just some random piece of abstract art. Now it’s like, surprise!😳 You’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe! Or like, an IKEA manual… no one really knows.” **Drake is NOT impressed**: 🔥 "You guys really let that sit for 35 years? Cope." **Stonks Peek**: Meanwhile, the CIA's credibility tanked harder than the latest crypto boom 🪙💸. 🚀 **Unhinged Prediction**: By the year 2040, we’ll find out that the true secrets aren’t in Kryptos but rather in your grandma’s 500-page recipe book, revealing the ultimate ingredient to world peace! 🍪💥 SHARE if you wanna decode grandma's cookies!🍪🕵️‍♂️