🚨💉 Welcome to the *Tattoo Apocalypse*, fam! 🚀✨ Imagine walking into a techie tattoo parlor in Austin, only to find yourself face-to-face with a machine that looks like it could diagnose your existential crises instead of inking your next *“I love pizza”* tattoo. 🥴💔 This is NOT a tattoo robot, but a glorified fridge on a mission to steal your soul! 🤖💀 #PleaseNo Meet Joel Pennington, the mad scientist CEO behind Blackdot. He’s so tired of the traditional tattoo vibe that he turned a hospital into a sterile sci-fi nightmare. 🔬👨‍⚕️ “This is fine,” he probably said, sipping iced coffee while the hum of doom filled the air. 😬☕️ 🎨🔥 Critics are *literally* seething that this thing looks like it came straight out of a 90s dystopian flick. “No cap,” I totally know they’re just jealous their ink isn’t as advanced as a glorified X-ray! 💥💰 But here’s the REAL kicker: what’s next, a robot that tells you your life choices while giving you a sick sleeve? 🤔💬 **Hot take**: In 5 years, we’ll ALL have arms full of regret thanks to our robotic overlords— like a real-life version of *What Could Have Been*. Stonks? 😬📈 Tag your tat-obsessed friends! 🥳👹 #TatTooMuch!