🎉🔥 APPLE FANS, HOLD ONTO YOUR AIRPODS! 🍏🦾💥 🚨 **BREAKING: AIRPODS PRO 3 COMING SOON!** 🚨 Like, it’s been three long years since the last episode of The AirPods Chronicles, and you KNOW Apple’s been cooking something spicy in the lab. 🍲🔥 Leaked developer quote: *“We basically just slapped some new colors on the old model and called it innovation. Cuz that’s how we roll, fam!”* 🤪💅 But wait, y’all wanna know the release date? 📅✨ Here’s the tea: Apple is projected to give us the juicy deets, probably during their **annual “Look How Much You Can’t Afford” event** 🎈🤑. So mark your calendars, fr fr, 'cause you KNOW they'll drop a price tag that'll make your wallet scream *Help! I’m broke!* 🚀💸 When they do, the hype train is gonna be like 🚂💨 - full of stonks 📈💰, but also memes of Drake pointing at *“People who think it’s the same as the Pro 2”* and *“My wallet when I see the price.”* 😂💀 And let’s be real: if these new AirPods don’t come with built-in ear massages or teleportation capabilities, I’m ready to *seethe* and *cope* for the next three years. ☠️💩 **Hot take prediction:** By 2025, Apple will just implant AirPods directly into our brains. No cap. 🤖🔮