🚨✨ Boring VC Meeting Alert! 🚨✨ Listen up, my future *AI overlords*! 💻🤖 This might be your ticket to a wild ride in Silicon Valley. So, Jon McNeill (the dude from DVx Ventures who’s definitely got a secret lair) and Aileen Lee (Cowboy Ventures, not *literally* on horseback but we wish) are dropping some truth bombs 🧨 on what VCs want from you. Spoiler: it’s not just your AI baby but also a fortifying moat (defensibility, if you wanna get fancy 👑)! Steve Jang joins the party 🥳 and it’s a party because WE NEED TO TALK TERM SHEETS! 📜💸 You know, those papers that make you feel like marrying your bank. Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓 TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening from October 27-29 in the land of overpriced avocado toast! 🥑💰 But wait, register NOW or your bank account might throw a temper tantrum like a toddler who dropped their cookie. Save up to $668 (that's like... a whole HEAP of crypto). 🚀 **"We just want AI founders to build stuff that isn't just fueled by dreams and memes,"** said no VC ever—okay maybe I made that up but you get the gist. 🙃 🔥 Prediction: In 2025, the new hot startup will be AI that generates better AI pitches! *Stonks* 📈💀 Brace yourselves, the future is now: AI entrepreneurship or bust! #CrisisMode 🤡