🔥💔🚨 **BREAKING: SMUT AT THE DOOR!** 🚨💔🔥 So, buckle up, fam! 🤖📉 Itch.io just pulled the plug on over 20,000 pages of spicy content. 🤭💀 Like, bro, the NSFW scene is out here vibing with a toddler’s allowance, while the big kids are cruising in Lambo! 🚗💨 (*insert Drake pointing meme here*) I guess smut creators are officially the new *untouchables* of the digital age! 😅 💩💰 *Leaked quote from an anonymous developer*: “Honestly, it’s a *whole* Bodhi from Point Break situation. 🏄‍♂️ We’re just trying to ride those waves, but the tide’s pulling our pants down!” *Seethe mode activated* 🔥✨ But on the real, as platforms shrink like a bad Tinder date, our smutty friends are getting their rizz on! 😏🔥 Creators are pushing back harder than my last 5 passwords against hackers! 🔐💪 This is the part where we insert "this is fine" meme, but change it to "this is a dumpster fire” while casually grabbing our popcorn 🍿🤣! With creators rallying harder than a Fortnite lobby, it's chaos for the system and a temporary *stonks* for adult content! 💸🚀 **Prediction**: In a year, we'll have decentralized NSFW content on the blockchain, and everyone will be buying "NFTs" of *ahem* art! 💀🔥💀 Get ready for that future, friends. No cap. 🌌