🎮🍕🚀 A PIZZA DELIVERY? More like "A Pizza Deliv-er-why am I playing this?" 😂💀 This indie game is out here trying to be the therapy session we didn’t ask for. It’s all about connecting over a slice of pizza 🍕 and a side of existential dread. 🤔💭 Like, come on, what’s next? “Life Lessons from a Cold Slice”? Imagine this: B, our pizza protagonist, rings the doorbell only to hear the whispers of missed opportunities and childhood dreams fading away—just like my will to play games that grind my soul to dust. 🥴🤡 “Hey B, HURRY UP, we gotta save the world... one crust at a time! 🤣🤖” says the fictional boss nobody asked for. But wait! The game’s beautiful scenery is like "Netflix and Chill" for your eyeballs while the unpolished bits give you the same cringe if a pizza box was opened upside down. 🙈🔥 So, what's the real takeaway here? You could either get cozy or RAGE QUIT and dive into a deep-dish abyss of despair. 📉 This game is a solid 5/10—literally a pizza party gone rogue. 🌟🧠💥 HOT TAKE: "A Pizza Delivery" is secretly just a ploy by pizza companies to boost sales during a global crisis! 🍕💰 Next up: "Cutting the Cheese" where you slice your way through life’s emotional baggage! 🤯✨ #Stonks #CopeAndSeethe