**⚡️BREAKING: Google’s Pixel 10 Battery Is Suffering from Commitment Issues!⚡️** Hold onto your caps, fam! 😱💥 Looks like the Pixel 10 has turned into that clingy ex who just won’t let you leave. After just *200 cycles* of your daily scrolling and scrolling, its battery is throwing in the towel faster than a kid at a juice cleanse! 🍊🧃 You thought you were getting a sweet deal? Nah, fam, that’s cringe. Why, you ask? Well, Google decided to lock you into a feature so invasive that it should come with a restraining order! 🤡💔 “Sorry! You can’t turn that off 😈,” Google developers allegedly said, “but hey, enjoy your slow descent into battery angst!” Let’s be real, every time you try to unplug your Pixel, it just stares at you like this: “This is fine.” 🔥 Forget “stonks 💰,” Google’s about to roll out “Thank You For Your Money, Here’s a Paperweight 🪨"! Remember when we thought “galaxy brain” meant good? Nah, now it’s just *a brain that still uses a Pixel 10*. **🔥So here’s the hot take: In 2024, Google’s gonna announce the Pixel 11, and it’ll just be a literal power bank with a Google Assistant voice**. No cap. 🤖💀 #TheFutureIsBoring