🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Pelvic Floor is the New Bitcoin! 🚨💰💀 Hold up, fam! Everyone and their dog is suddenly diving into the deep, dark abyss of the PELVIC FLOOR! 😱 Like, what’s next? A TikTok trend where we all start squatting to do the stanky leg for our pelvic health? 🤡💃 No cap! This is the hottest take since we all decided avocado toast was a legit breakfast. You got physical therapists flexin’ harder than your gym bro on leg day, MAHA influencers breaking out the crystals and “self-love” workshops, and me, just trying to figure out why my Zoom call is full of awkward pelvic floor talk. Like, “This is fine.” 🔥☕ Rumor has it, a *leaked* convo between health gurus went down like this: Guru #1: “Dude, did you hear the pelvic floor is the seat of modern dysfunction?” Guru #2: “Yeah, can we just blame it on social media instead? 😬” Guru #1: “Bro, that’s too based. Let’s make it a whole lifestyle brand.” So here’s the hot take: If we don’t start seeing Pilates classes sponsored by stonks in the metaverse, I’m calling an emergency intervention. My prediction? In 2024, your next virtual pet will have a stronger pelvic floor than you do! 🤖🚀🔥 Share this if you want your pelvic floor to become a *thing*! #PelvicMemeMadness 🤯✌️