🚨👂BREAKING NEWS: AIRPODS PRO 3 - NOW WITH HEART RATE MONITOR!💓💀 But hold up! Did they just try to replace my Apple Watch with some overpriced earpods?! Nah fam, that’s a BIG 🥴🤡 “NOPE!”. 🦾💰 Apple’s been tryna turn everything into a fitness device like “Look Ma, my ears are healthier than my brain!” But joke’s on you, Tim Cook, because I’m NOT checking my heartbeat while I’m jamming to my favorite bangers! 🎶🚀 Developer inside scoop: “If I wanted to monitor my heart rate, I’d just check my blood pressure after trying to load a Zoom call on my 2014 MacBook!” 🤖💀💔 Meanwhile, the AirPods are probably thinking, “We may not track your health, but we’ll definitely track your bank account!” 💸🔥 Drake pointing: “I'd rather have my Apple Watch for fitness; AirPods can keep my playlists bumpin’ but not my BPMs!” 🥵💃 Just imagine the cringe: “Sorry, I can’t talk; I’m having a heart attack...oops, I meant AirPods Pro update!” 🤪🚫 🔥**Hot Take Alert**: In 2025, Apple will release the AirPods Pro 5 that literally brand you with your BPM – stonks soaring! 📈💥 Mark my words, I'm choosing the name “AirHeart™” – patent pending! 💀✨🤯