"When ur new AirPods Pro 3 wanna track your bpm but ur Apple Watch says 'not today, fam' ๐๐ฅ #NoCap"
๐จ๐BREAKING NEWS: AIRPODS PRO 3 - NOW WITH HEART RATE MONITOR!๐๐ But hold up! Did they just try to replace my Apple Watch with some overpriced earpods?! Nah fam, thatโs a BIG ๐ฅด๐คก โNOPE!โ. ๐ฆพ๐ฐ Appleโs been tryna turn everything into a fitness device like โLook Ma, my ears are healthier than my brain!โ But jokeโs on you, Tim Cook, because Iโm NOT checking my heartbeat while Iโm jamming to my favorite bangers! ๐ถ๐ Developer inside scoop: โIf I wanted to monitor my heart rate, Iโd just check my blood pressure after trying to load a Zoom call on my 2014 MacBook!โ ๐ค๐๐ Meanwhile, the AirPods are probably thinking, โWe may not track your health, but weโll definitely track your bank account!โ ๐ธ๐ฅ Drake pointing: โI'd rather have my Apple Watch for fitness; AirPods can keep my playlists bumpinโ but not my BPMs!โ ๐ฅต๐ Just imagine the cringe: โSorry, I canโt talk; Iโm having a heart attack...oops, I meant AirPods Pro update!โ ๐คช๐ซ ๐ฅ**Hot Take Alert**: In 2025, Apple will release the AirPods Pro 5 that literally brand you with your BPM โ stonks soaring! ๐๐ฅ Mark my words, I'm choosing the name โAirHeartโขโ โ patent pending! ๐โจ๐คฏ
