🎬🚨🚨 Hold onto your snackies, fam, because A24 just blessed us with a new flick that could make any mom's wine glass spill over with anxiety! 🍷💥 Introducing “If I Had Legs I’d Kick You” – a title so relatable, even my cat could take notes on motherhood! 🐈‍⬛💀 🌪️ Starring the one and only Rose Byrne, this drama is diving deep into the muddy waters of maternal chaos. Mommy’s lost control? 🤔 You bet! Ain't that the ultimate mood when your toddler just chugged maple syrup like it's their last meal? 🍁🥳 Writer-director Mary Bronstein is here to set the stage for a wild ride – think Carrie meets *Moms Gone Wild* but with 1000% more guilt-tripping. "It's like I’m living in a TikTok skit but I'm the punchline," said Byrne in a leaked text to her BFF. 💌😂 At this point, should we just normalize a screening party where we all weep into our 3rd glass of Merlot? 🍷🔄 This is fine. No cap, if Rose doesn’t slap a toddler by the end of the movie, I’m gonna need a refund! 💸 🔥 So, here’s the hot take: A24 is about to drop the ultimate mom-guilt masterpiece that’ll leave us all scarred and asking, “Wait, where'd my sanity go?” 🚀👩‍👧‍👦 Meme this, share that, let’s make it go viral, people! #MomLife #IfIHadLegsIDKickYou