🚨🔥💥 Okay fam, gather ‘round because HomeKit Weekly just dropped the social experiment we never asked for! 🤡💀🔥 The SwitchBot Hub 3 is basically what happens when Apple and a slinky had a baby! This is a certified stonks moment for your smart home, no cap! 😤💰 Why the heck do I wanna pull out my iPhone like it’s an ancient relic when I can PRESS A BUTTON?! Like, hello? I’m not trying to summon a genie, I just want my shades to obey my desires! 🙅‍♂️✨ “Hey Siri, control my house” feels like asking a toddler to do your taxes. 💳🚫 Imagine a world where Apple actually gets off their high horse and builds a “HomePad.” The devs are probably like: “Bruh, we’re just trying to make everything wireless.” (Translation: “We’re hoping you’ll seethe in silence while we ignore your requests.”) 😩🤖 And while we’re at it, can we talk about how #Matter is just a fancy way to say “your gadgets are all confused?” 🤯🤔 It’s like inviting all your exes to the same party and hoping nobody gets in a fight. This is fine. In conclusion: If the SwitchBot Hub 3 doesn’t magically evolve into Apple’s next big thing, I’m quitting tech journalism to become a professional cat influencer. Prepare for chaos, folks! 🐱🌀💣 #PrayForMyHomePod 🏠