🚨💰BREAKING: Elon Musk may be getting paid more than your entire life savings—like, for REAL. 👀💵 Tesla shareholders just gave him a juicy $1 TRILLION pay package with a whopping 75% approval rate. That’s right, folks, they said, “Take my stonks! 🚀” 👨‍💻 **Leaked developer quote:** “I just hope my paycheck gets some of that Elon sauce. I’m tired of living on instant ramen. 🍜💔” So what does Musk have to do to earn his space-age fortune, you ask? 🪐 Well, he better hope Tesla doesn’t crash harder than that $500 Tesla truck drop test! 😂🔨 (seriously, my self-esteem was less dented). Meanwhile, shareholders are like, “This is fine” while their bank accounts go full galaxy brain trying to justify this madness. 🤯 Drake: “I'm only human, I can't cope with this level of cringe.” 💔 Meanwhile, Elon’s planning to buy a new planet and replace the moon with a giant Tesla logo—no cap! 🌕 Hot take: If Elon can manage to land on Mars first, maybe we’ll all get a slice of that trillion-dollar pie. But till then, I’m living off memes and hoping for a “Beta Test Group For Mars” invite. 💀🔥 Share this chaos if you too wanna manifest a Tesla paycheck by dreaming BIG! 🤡💥