🚨💥 BREAKING: Bookshop.org just threw shade on Jeff Bezos’ wedding invite, and it’s *chef’s kiss* perfection! 🍷📚 So, to kick off Prime Day (that’s not just a day, it’s a whole mood for four days, fam 😱), Bookshop.org decided to say, “Hey, Amazon, chill with your ‘one-click’ wedding invites… we got REAL books better than your algorithm can recommend!” 💀📉 Imagine Bezos reading this like: “🤨 Wait, is this a roast or a love letter?!” Bookshop.org rolled out an anti-Prime Day promo like it’s Black Friday and they’re passing out free pizza. 🚀🍕 “Come buy our books, they’re printed on paper, NOT Bezos’ tears!” They’re basically saying, “Stonks ain't always about the green, my dude!” 📈💰 *Leaked convo in the dev room*: Dev 1: "What if we put ‘Books > Prime’ on the site?" Dev 2: "Based. Sign me up for this literary revolution. 🤝" And then there’s Drake pointing at Bookshop.org like, “This is for people with taste!” 🤯🔥 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Bookshop.org will unveil 'BookGrocery,' where you can buy your favorite reads AND instant ramen— because who needs Bezos when you can get your books and noodles in one click?! 😂💀 #BookBae #LongLiveReading #SeetheBezos