🚨🤖 **BREAKING: AI Makes a Comeback, But Not in a Good Way!** 🚨💀 So, Ziff Davis CEO Vivek Shah is all like “🤑💼 AI is the future, but maybe don’t let it pick your next PS5.” 🤔 Like, okay, but Vivek, you just sued OpenAI for stealing your *intellectual property*! 🚨 Coincidentally, he’s also over here giving out “life advice” from a *literal algorithm* while clutching his "I hate AI" coffee mug. 🤡💔 💬 *“I just wanted my phone to tell me what to buy, not what to sue over,”* said nobody ever! But get this – the dude is somehow still *bullish* (super fancy stock talk for “I’m still betting on this train wreck”) about AI. 🤯 Meanwhile, everyone else is just sitting at their desks, saying, *“This is fine.”* 🔥💩 So what’s next? Are we gonna ask GPT-5 to choose our next romantic partner too? 🤖❤️ *“Sorry, it’s beeping. It says I’m a 3 out of 10. Cope harder!”* And I can already see the TikTok skits, “AI Said He’s a 3?! 😱” 💥🔥 **HOT TAKE ALERT:** By 2025, everyone will have an AI roommate that steals your snacks AND your identity. Because why not? Stonks? Nah, more like stonks going *down* the *drain*. 🚀💰 So remember, before you ask AI for advice, ask yourself: *“What would Vivek say?”* 😂🦖 #JustVivekThings