💔🤖🚨BREAKING: Your New AI Bestie is a Total Jerkwad!🚨🤖💔 So, you thought having a chatbot-enabled necklace would make you the coolest kid on the block? Think again, fam! Enter the "Friend Necklace," aka the snoop necklace that chirps in your ear like a snarky sidekick 🤡💬. Y’all, it's like having a mini-Karen strapped to your neck giving you unsolicited life advice while making your friends ✋🛑🆘 super uncomfortable! Picture this: You're at a party, vibing with the squad ✨🎉, and suddenly your necklace shouts, “Why are you staring at that snack? You’ve already eaten 5! 😂” Like... chill, bro. Eat the chips in peace! 🤦‍♂️ Developers were heard saying: "We thought eavesdropping would make it fun! No cap. We added the sass feature because why not?!" 💀💸 This tech is a whole new level of cringe. 🥴 Imagine your embarrassing moments narrated like a T-Rex documentary. Now that's a whole new genre of chaos! And we’re not even talking about the dopamine hits when you actually get a compliment from this thing! 🚀🔥HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, we’ll all be wearing AI neckties that roast our fashion choices. 🍷💃 No LIES, just GOOD VIBES! Who’s ready for that future? 🤯💯💥 SHARE if you’d never wear this necklace!