🚨💵 BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP AND CRYPTO—A MATCH MADE IN MEMETIC HEAVEN! 💵🚨 So here’s the tea ☕️: the US House just waved its magic legislative wand 🪄 and cleared a procedural hurdle for crypto bills, all thanks to none other than our 45th overlord, Donald "Make Crypto Great Again" Trump! 😂💀 Like, did anyone order a side of cringe with their legislative process? 👀 **CONSPIRACY THEORIES 🎭:** Leaked transcript of Trump’s brainstorming session: 👤 TRUMP: “We need to make crypto HUGE! 🌍 Everybody LOVES money—just look at my hair!” 🤡 👤 ADVISOR: “Uh, sir, that’s not how…” 👤 TRUMP: “NO CAP, we’re stonks-ing right to the moon! 🚀” Now, what we actually have is a potential crypto legislation tsunami hanging over us like a looming cloud of “this is fine” 🐻🔥. The GOP-controlled House is about to drop these bills like they're hot mixtapes from 2016 💿. It’s like when Drake said “take care” but for your digital wallets! Prediction time: In the next three months, expect "TrumpCoin" to dominate the market, and your grandma will be asking how to buy it for her bingo nights. 🤑💥 Prepare for chaos and check your wallets, because this bull ride is going straight to the moon—eventually! 🌕💰 #MemeTheSystem #CryptoIsLife