🚨🤡 BREAKING CHAOS: Trump’s New ‘Anti-Woke AI’ Executive Order is Here to Shake Things Up! 🥴💥 Listen up, fam! Trump just dropped a bombshell 🧨 on the tech world that’s leaving the woke brigade 🤡 seething harder than a toddler missing their snack time! 🍭💀 This “anti-woke AI” order is all about making sure our tech doesn’t get all judgy-wudgy like those Chinese models who can’t even handle a spicy question without buffering 🤖💻. Like, c’mon, can we get some spine? In a world where DeepSeek and Alibaba are flexing their censorship muscles harder than your aunt at a family reunion, our good ol’ American AI peeps like OpenAI are like, “This is fine” 🐕‍🦺🔥. Meanwhile, elitist thinkpieces are flying off the shelves faster than your favorite meme trend, saying that America’s tech might be heading back to the Stone Age! 🪨💰 One developer was overheard saying, “If we don’t get this anti-woke thing right, we might as well just teach our AIs to speak in TikTok dances! 💃🕺” But here’s the tea, fam: 🤯 In a world where everyone’s trying to ride the anti-woke wave, I predict we’ll get AI that can convince us *not* to put pineapple on pizza… and that’s a crime against humanity! 🍕🚫 Catch you on the flip side! Stay chaotic! 🔥✌️ #TechDrama #AI #WokeWars #Stonks