🚨🚀 *BREAKING: Trump Calls NASA a “Space Fiasco,” Proposes Budget Cuts More Catastrophic Than My Last Tinder Date!* 🚀🚨 👽 So, it turns out the former POTUS is out here trying to give NASA the ol’ Kanye shrug, suggesting a *24% budget chop* to our galactic exploration squad. That's right! 🤡 Last time I saw numbers this low, I was trying to figure out how to pay my rent without selling my PS5! According to Casey Dreier, Space Policy Big Brain over at The Planetary Society, we're looking at the most chaotic space budget since the Apollo era! “This is probably the most uncertain future NASA has faced since they forgot to pack lunch on Mars,” he said. 🤖 (*totally leaked convo, trust me*) Just imagine: the budget would plummet to the same level as that one account you made in middle school to follow your favorite meme page — completely defunct! 💀💸 That science budget? Eviscerated like my hopes of ever getting a job at Google. Maybe stonks should be allocated for NASA because this is a *CERTIFIED CRIME AGAINST SPACE!* 🌌🔥 Prediction: With these cuts, the *next Mars rover* will be launching on a bus using Kickstarter funds and named “Rover McRoveface.” No cap! #StayWoke So, what are you waiting for? Share this meme madness and let the world know: if NASA can’t even keep the lights on in Space, what hope do we have? 💰🛰️